- Let ‘em fly. Maybe you shouldn’t have.
- Forget the masks. Oh. I guess we should be
wearing them.
- Don’t let the cruise ships port. Oh. I guess we
compromised their civil liberties.
- Marginally pay those long term care workers. Oh.
I guess some of those exorbitant doctors salaries should have been budgeted
there.
- Speak in monotones. Oh. A little passion for
corrective measure would have helped.
- Ignore the problem and blame oversight on
impeachment distraction. Head shaker.
- Forget the inventory of PPE. We have doctors to
pay.
- Implement regulation and then fail to enforce. How
many tickets have been issued?
- Cell phones as tracking devices. Who pays those
cell phone bills?
- Codify financial lingo to disguise the effect. I.E.
“purchase bonds” vs “print money”.
